bigabreads Chapter 061
Chapter 061
The Second Military Academy is located in the place called Fierce Domain on the first star. You can tell from the name that it is an unusual place.
A hovering car was rampaging on the track in the sky, so fast that it was only the speed of light.Dazed to run out of the traffic flow, he hasn't been bumped yet.The owner of the car who was overtaken originally wanted to slam the rear of the car to the hover car, but unfortunately his driving skills were not as good as others, so he could only obey the traffic rules with hatred.
In the end, the hover car stopped at the gate of the Second Military Academy with a beautiful tail flick. Many people stopped, wanting to see who actually dared to speed on the military academy's special air track.
The first one to come down was a beautiful woman, with long legs, protruding front and back, especially beautiful.
Ye Huanxi first got out of the car with a smile, but bent over and vomited within a second.
This is not the owner of the car.
So everyone turned their eyes to the car door, expecting a racing master to come down.
The door opened, and a short leg stepped out first, but after a few steps it couldn't reach the ground.Pause for a few seconds stiffly, then slowly withdraw.In the next second, the whole badger jumped out.
Walking upright, head held high, cute and cute, not as tall as a car door.
Many female military cadets covered their mouths and screamed, so cute!
Brother Badger walked up to Ye Huanxi, and curled his lips in disdain: "With this endurance, how dare you tell Brother Badger that you were a racing car master back then?"
With a pale face, Ye Huanxi smiled resolutely: "I haven't used it for many years, and my hand was born."
I was very annoyed in my heart, what a great opportunity, I wanted to go racing, but Brother Badger was so scared that he got into her arms.It's better to be stunned and let her do whatever she wants.
Unexpectedly, Brother Badger with short legs can still go racing!
The design of the suspension car is too inconsiderate, bad review.
Brother Badger was wobbling and walking unsteadily, but it was because of his arrogance that he was speeding like lightning.
Probably because the little expression is too sunny.
Seeing Brother Badger from a distance, Wei Zhang and the others waved and shouted, "Brother Badger! Here, here!"
With a serious expression on his face, the little badger nodded lightly in that direction.
Especially leadership style.
The military students around were indifferent on the surface, but a volcano erupted inside.It seems to be immersed in holographic electronic products, but in fact, the peripheral vision is full of pink hearts.
There are three words written in the heart of love: so cute!
A post gradually rose in the forum of the Second Military Academy, and it became popular within an hour.
【...I took a picture of the little short legs getting out of the car and not being able to step on the ground, do you want it? 】
[Yes, yes, yes! 】
【want! 】
……
[Mist Grass!Excited to cry.Do you see it?This is a little milk badger, right?Why does the little milk badger come to the military academy?I'm here to see my sister. 】
【Why look at my sister?Can't it be to see my brother? 】
[The road is not stable, the buttocks are bumpy, round and soft, it must feel great! 】
【warn!Obscene minors, fined and banned! 】
[Wist grass Nima...I'm obscene...I can't...baby badger...Fuck! 】
If you are capable, don't rub Corgi's ass!
[The owner of the floor is powerful, and you can still see the feel of the clothes.No wonder it was banned. 】
[Uh... Actually, you can't speculate so maliciously.Let me show you a moving picture——#动图.gif】
There was a moment of silence, and the screen frantically swiped.
【Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!I can play this ass for 100 years! 】
[Pornography, ban! 】
[Hehehe, I still have an account.Slightly slightly! 】
[It is obviously a little milk badger, but I can actually see the arrogance of conquering the stars and the sea from his face.I'm afraid it's hopeless. 】
[Don't worry, I'm sick with you. 】
【I also……】
[For a moment, I wanted to kneel down and call Brother Badger, and shout long live three times.I only hope that after he conquers the stars and the sea, he will reward me with the position of the chief steward, just step on my belly every day.I do. 】
【snort!Is it up to you to step on such an important position as your belly? 】
[Mist Grass!Did you hear that the freshman named Wei Zhang is called 'Brother Badger'?No, this is really the animal form of Brother Badger. 】
[...Actually, I just wanted to say, did you really not notice Ye Huanxi next to Brother Badger? 】
【I thought you all watched the live broadcast of 'Glory of the Galaxy'...】
【…】
【…】
【…】
【Brother Badger...I'm not as good as a little milk badger, I deserve to be a military student! 】
[Hehe, don't mention it, I was actually beaten up by a little milk badger.I don't want to live anymore, see you in ten years. 】
[For some reason, it suddenly occurred to me that such a little milk badger killed dinosaurs, dismantled mechas, and made a big fuss on Lizard Planet. 】
Someone else's milk badger beats you with its fleshy claws, that's called a cute and earth-shattering scrub.Ye family's Brother Badger brand milk badger beats you with its fleshy claws, it really wants to kill you.
Such a cute appearance, eaten together with a ferocious fighting power, unexpectedly became a fan.
Wei Zhang and the others ran up to Brother Badger, lowered his body and said, "I heard the news that you were going back to the military academy a few days ago, so I came to pick you up early this morning. Brother Badger, you will live with us this time... …By the way, is Brother Badger used to lodging?”
Brother Badger: "Brother Badger doesn't matter...is it a big bed?"
Wang Sheng: "Yes."
Brother Badger: "Is there any spicy strips?"
Spicy strips?
Several people looked back at Xu Weiwei, Xu Weiwei said: "It seems to be a kind of food from the ancient earth in the era of embryonic science and technology. It is popular all over the world and is very popular."
Wei Zhang was surprised: "Why hasn't such a delicacy been passed down?"
"It seems that the Academy of Biological Sciences detected that this delicacy did not meet the health standards, so it was eliminated. Later, the inheritance was cut off, and no one knew that there was a delicacy that was popular all over the world. You must know that in that era, it was divided into hundreds. Countries, different political factions. Fighting openly and secretly, but only Latiao conquered everyone."
Brother Badger squinted at Xu Weiwei who was sighing. Although he was just a badger on the African savannah, he had a large number of fans all over the world.
From time to time, I have a live broadcast or something, and I actually know a lot about the information of that era.
One of them is spicy strips, which is not as exaggerated as what Xu Weiyi said.This guy has a good ability to take meaning out of context.
Besides, Brother Badger's spicy strips are poisonous snakes!
Brother Badger swallowed his saliva when he thought of the 'spicy strips' he hadn't eaten for a long time.
Everything is good in this era, but there is too little food.
Ye Huanxi knelt down to say goodbye to Brother Badger, and insisted on a kiss before leaving.
Brother Badger coldly refused.
Ye Huanxi: "Hey, am I still your favorite sister?"
Brother Badger: "No."
Ye Huanxi murmured for a while, feeling a little lost.
"Then I'm leaving. If someone bullies you, just report it when you come back. If my sister can't do it, there's my father, if my father can't, there's my grandpa."
Brother Badger nodded, then stretched out his short hand, and said coldly, "I'll give you a hug."
Immediately moved Ye Huanxi to tears, picked up the little badger on the spot and squeezed it vigorously into his arms.
Get comfortable physically and mentally.
Brother Badger, who is just reluctant to give you a hug, how angry!
After Ye Huanxi left, Brother Badger turned around and saw Wei Zhang and the others with longing expressions on their faces.
The little milk badger grinned: "Brother Pengbadger, I'll bite you to death!"
If you bite to death, you will bite to death, just give it a good meal before you die.
Of course, no one dared to speak their minds directly, otherwise they would definitely be scratched to death before they were plucked.
Wei Zhang asked Brother Badger: "We are going in. We are in a hurry, and we will be fined if we are late. Brother Badger, can you go faster?"
Asking without hesitation, directly piercing the heart and lungs.
Fortunately, Brother Badger never cared about trivial things like height, and said, "I can't walk fast."
Wei Zhang said very kindly: "I will hug you."
Wang Sheng and the others glared at him immediately, they didn't expect Wei Zhizhang to be so cautious.
However, Brother Badger is the kind of casual badger who can be hugged casually?
It must not be.
So the little badger grabbed Wei Zhang's trouser legs, and using both hands and feet, very quickly climbed to the top of Wei Zhang's head, squatted down, and looked into the distance.
"No. I'm right here."
The military cadet who witnessed this scene died.
The cause of death was death.
A military student happened to take a picture of Brother Badger climbing his trouser legs and sent it to Hologram. It was first reposted by the cute animal up owner, and then posted to the holographic cute thing forum for all cute animal lovers to watch.
A group of people were all bloodied, screaming for the up master to release a few more clips.It's a pity that the other party came out and said that there was only such a video.
Rare things are more expensive, and more people are attracted by the little milk badger in the holographic cute animal section.However, what really made this video so popular was that some military students recognized Brother Badger.
Brother Badger had a lot of military fans and passers-by fans in the incidents of the Titan planet, the Gemini building, and the Lizard planet.So many people know.
But when the military student pointed out that the cute little milk badger was actually the bad guy badger, almost no one believed it.
Until the military cadets of the Second Military Academy testified one after another, and 59 military cadets who participated in the "Galaxy Glory" came out to testify one after another, including the video of the little milk badger on the lizard planet was released to testify.
People were really sure that Brother Badger and Little Badger were the same person, they were silent for a while, and then went crazy.
Such a huge contrast aroused people's strong curiosity, and at the same time attracted a group of fans.
Many people who didn't care about it before or thought it was hype, watched the video of Brother Badger and the video of Little Badger out of curiosity, and were so cute that they vomited blood.While wiping the nosebleeds, he added to save attention, and ruthlessly broke up the interstellar hotline for Brother Badger.
Every person in the triple galaxy with a qualified resident ID card has a holographic account, which is open to the public.
People flocked to Brother Badger's holographic account, paying attention to the messages.
In just half a day, nearly [-] million fans poured in.
It became popular quickly, and the speed can be said to be unprecedented.Even celebrities who became popular through marketing are not as fast as Brother Badger.
The original Little Milk Badger video was posted on the homepage of the Holographic Plaza after being clicked and played multiple times, and the number of times exceeded [-] million.
The Holographic Grand Plaza homepage is viewed by more than a billion people every day, so it gets even more hits.
Brother Badger has also become more famous.
It is almost popular in the entire galaxy, becoming the most popular military school student in the new year.
However, Brother Badger, the most popular guy in the galaxy, is facing the biggest crisis in his life at the moment—the cultural test.
Brother Badger stared at the test paper, holding the pen in his two front paws, terrified.
The invigilator knew his special situation, so he took the initiative to say: "Change to an electronic test paper. No pen."
Brother Badger stared at the invigilator blankly, his head was filled with scary words monsters.
Let me tell you, Brother Badger can't do it, Brother Badger can't do it at all!
Are you scared?
In the end, Brother Badger floated away from the examination room.
Wei Zhang outside quickly unscrewed the bottle of water and handed it to Brother Badger, and Wang Sheng gave Brother Badger a piece of candy.
Aya asked earnestly, "How did you do in the exam?"
Brother Badger smiled charmingly, and said in a childish voice, "Brother Badger can't be troubled!"
Several people looked at each other, knowing it well.
The Ye family's poor academic performance is well-known throughout the galaxy.
Sure enough, when the results came out in the afternoon, everyone passed the worst.Only Brother Badger scored 6 points in the test.
The culture professor originally wanted to diss Brother Badger, but when he met the little milk badger's black and round eyes, what he wanted to criticize changed to: "There is progress. Very good. Last time 1 point, Now there are 6 points more. It has doubled by 6 times, and all the military students do not have this score."
Brother Badger: "..."
Wei Zhang: "Brother Badger is amazing. If you round it up, it's [-] points."
Brother Badger glanced at Wei Zhang's [-]-point score in cultural subjects, and didn't want to talk.
Very angry.
After the culture test is the martial arts test.
There are many aspects involved in the martial arts test, but this is an ordinary quiz, so I will test the mecha.
Brother Badger is actually not proficient in mecha operation, after all, there were no mechas on Titan.Although he was not proficient in the operation, the operation process of the mecha was completely imprinted in his mind, and he couldn't forget it even if he wanted to.
In the past, genetic evolution was not possible, so Brother Badger focused his energy on the operation of mechs.It's just that his physical strength is not enough to maintain the internal operation of the mecha, but he is very familiar with the theory of mecha operation.
Therefore, after entering the mech, apart from being a bit jerky at the beginning, it was a perfect fit after that.As if the mecha is another him, flying into the sky and escaping from the ground.It just so happened that Brother Badger chose a melee light mecha, an assassin model.
About three meters high, with two long knives on the back, very cool.
Long hands and long legs, flexible body, easy to maneuver.As a melee light mech, the Assassin model is very popular.
After he was thoroughly familiar with it, Brother Badger used his mecha to beat down all the military school students who got full marks in the cultural subjects, and then eagerly tried to recruit the cultural subject professor who came up with the questions.
The professor of culture turned his back and slipped away.
Brother Badger is probably the only military student with a perfect score in the martial arts test and a six-point score in the culture class.
But the professor glanced at Brother Badger's name——
Oh, the surname is Ye.
understood.
In fact, I don't understand at all. Is it really that difficult?Obviously not stupid, even if it is Ye Huanxi, wouldn't he be able to get into Xi Kegong without that brain?But the total score of cultural subjects is zero.
Regarding this point, the Ye family had discussed in depth, and everyone gave different answers.
In the end, Brother Badger's answer explained everything—"Can't eat or spank, what's the use of a fart?"
incisive.
"Training until eight o'clock at night, and only training until six o'clock on Friday and Monday nights." Wang Sheng looked at his watch, it was 48:[-].Continued: "Still want to participate in our activities?"
Brother Badger squatted on top of Wei Zhang's head, bowed his head when he heard the words: "What activity?"
"Attack the principal's office."
Brother Badger picked up a traditional activity in the military academy from ancient memories, and attacked the principal's office, director's office, and vice-principal's office after class.
If you successfully occupy the highlands, you can get one-tenth of the credits for a semester, and if you successfully kidnap the principal or director, you will be given additional points.But if the attack fails and you get caught, be prepared to commit suicide.
In the past, Brother Badger was a security force, and basically no one invited him to play this game. The most important thing is that he might be instantly killed as soon as he left the dormitory.
"Are you all going?"
Xu Weiwei said, "I won't go."
Wang Sheng: "He still sneaks into the laboratory at night, and staying up all night is common."
Brother Badger nodded: "Then count me in."
"Great. Eat first."
A few military cadets were gearing up, full of enthusiasm.
In fact, it wasn't just them, the whole school cadets were excited, except for the fifth year or maybe they were too naive to give up.
After all, as long as I think that the strange training and strange requirements I have received are all caused by the bald headmaster, I really want to beat him up.
Returning to the dormitory after dinner, Wang Sheng took out the school map and said, "We only have one and a half hours left. At eight o'clock, all the instructors will be dispatched to arrest the military students who are no longer in the dormitory. Once caught, it depends on the situation, either in confinement or training all night. So if you meet a mentor, the only thing you have to do—”
Wei Zhang raised his hand: "Run away!"
Aya pulled out the knife: "Kill the mentor."
Wang Sheng tapped the map: "Wrong! It's begging for mercy!"
laugh!
Both of them snorted disdainfully.
Wang Sheng had an expression of 'you are so naive': "You have 10 minutes to return safely from the principal's office to the dormitory. If you fail to return within 10 minutes, you will meet your mentor. And the mentor is a fucking shameless bunch. And perverted beast—this sentence is taken from the seniors who have graduated, and from their holographic forum records, we can know that the instructors are all lieutenant generals of the eighth evolution—”
Wei Zhang put down his hand.
"They are also equipped with A-level military mechs."
Aya hesitated for a moment, and inserted the knife back.
"There are plenty of thermal weapons and life calorie scanners, and most importantly, they are good at beating."
Little Milk Badger still has the expression of Ri Universe: "Brother Badger will definitely return to the dormitory within 10 minutes."
Never be positive!
"..."
Wang Sheng: "Very good. Since you all fully understand the shameless perversion of the mentor, now let's see where to choose to attack. I originally wanted to choose the principal's office, but many people will definitely choose the principal's office. Trying to make a blockbuster... I'm pretty sure most of the attacks tonight were freshmen."
"So your choice is the vice principal's office?" Aya stared at the vice principal's office marked with a red dot on the map.
"Yes." Wang Sheng's teeth gleamed: "You don't know, in fact, the credits for the vice-principal's office are higher than those for the principal's office."
Several people read the road map, listened to Wang Sheng explain the battle plan, and then started to act.
The first is to leave the dormitory. There is a row of patrol robots at the door of the dormitory.
This one is easier to dodge, since there are five teams of patrolling robots that switch every 10 minutes.There will be a gap during the exchange, and they will take advantage of this gap to run out.
Faster.
Because there are too many people.
It was relatively easy for Brother Badger and the others to leave the dormitory. A group of people came out, and of course some were directly detained by the patrol robots.
It's easier to dodge the patrol robots, followed by the ubiquitous spotter planes.
The reconnaissance plane is equipped with a life heat sensing system. Anything with life heat value will be sensed. If the life heat value exceeds the value, an alarm will sound.
Regarding this point, Wang Sheng handed over the task to Brother Badger.
There are actually many small animals in the military academy, including cats and beasts.
These small animals have always walked sideways in the military academy, and the reconnaissance plane is familiar with their calorific value and will not sound an alarm.
The calorific value of the little milk badger is similar to that of cats and beasts.
Therefore, when Brother Badger swaggered under the reconnaissance plane and walked past.The reconnaissance plane found that the calorific value of life was strange, but it was far from the calorific value of life that should be alerted.
Brother Badger trampled several reconnaissance planes to pieces, turned around and shook his neck: "Let's go."
The three people behind them all gave a thumbs up: "Brother Badger is mighty."
All the way to the gate of the faculty room without hindrance, the gatekeeper is a retired veteran from Star Wars, who is said to be the first generation of wild beasts.
To be able to be a gatekeeper of the teaching staff must have two brushes.
Many people have folded here.
Luo Qiang turned over to Ike's dormitory in the middle of the night. The latter held the quilt to cover his bare chest, and looked at Luo Qiang expressionlessly.
Luo Qiang took out the binoculars carelessly, and raised his hand to say hello: "Come on, little Ike, let's watch the late-night special activities of the freshmen together. Whoops, someone has gone to the gatekeeper's place. Little Ike, remember Back then when you were stripped naked by the gatekeeper, your white ass under the ice and snow—"
Luo Qiang dodged a sharp kitchen knife and said with a smile, "Hey, wake up."
Ike put on his pajamas, walked over and took out his binoculars.Watching the play side by side with Luo Qiang.
When they saw Wang Sheng and his party, they couldn't help being surprised.
"It's pretty fast."
Luo Qiang echoed, "I always think there will be surprises."
While speaking, she set up a remote camera.
Wozhinima!
Ike: "Are you fully armed?"
Luo Qiang said modestly, "It's not... I don't usually have much fun."
Wang Sheng: "Have you ever heard of an army that surrenders without fighting?"
Aya Weizhang: "I know."
Brother Badger: "I don't know."
The three looked at Brother Badger in unison, Brother Badger was murderous: "Brother Badger, don't you know it's weird?!"
Aya Weizhang: "We don't know, it's just for saving face."
Whatever the little badger says, we are all obedient.
Wang Sheng: "Hey, actually, this gatekeeper is very powerful, but there is one thing that is fatal."
"what?"
"He's a fuzzie."
Luo Qiang laughed loudly: "It took a lot of effort to catch the cat beast, but in the end, I managed to make the gatekeeper fall into the trap of sucking cats and couldn't help it. Do you think these freshmen know this?"
Ike: "This point has long been sold in military academy forums, and has been fooled many times. The gatekeeper is not so easy to be deceived now."
In the next second, they saw a cute little badger with short limbs, a silver-white cloak and a crew cut, staggering up to the gatekeeper.His buttocks twitched, and the fur all over his body shook like waves.
Then lie down, revealing the little belly.
Hey!