bigabreads Chapter 450 Goodbye, friend!
Chapter 450 Goodbye, friend!
Chapter 450 Goodbye, friend!
"Muller's two-goal pass and three-goal Long Shute staged an Allianz hurricane!"
"Shocked! Bayern Munich created a seven-goal tragedy at home!"
"7-0! Barcelona created the biggest loss in nearly 70 years!"
"Alien Ren defeated the Cosmic Team! Southern Star dominates Europe!"
"European football has officially entered the era of Bayern! They are the most dominant super team!"
"Real Madrid are trembling! Do they want to be the next Barcelona?!"
"Long Shute shines on Allianz! Messi is sleepwalking!"
"21 passes and 1 shot in the audience? The reputation of the Argentine champion is hard to match!"
"The peak duel shows the real king! The Chinese dragon deserves to be number one in the world!"
"We have long known that goal absurdity is nonsense!"
"Fight against Juventus, let Long Shute go to the next level!"
"Sanchez: Dragon is a greatest warrior!"
"Baltra: Sorry, I don't want to play football..."
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When Long Shute and Heynckes sat down at the venue, the excited reporters had already sent back the manuscripts they had written in advance to their respective editorial offices.
The coach of the visiting team, Vilanova, still maintained maximum restraint. Although his face was full of grief and shock, he still came to the post-match press conference honestly.
"A complete defeat, we lost very thoroughly, from every aspect..."
He evaluated himself and his opponent with a hoarse voice:
"Unfortunately, although I don't want to admit it, there is no suspense in the second round. I can't think of any way to reverse the situation. My speech ends here. Thank you for your understanding."
He just stood up and left in a hurry.
According to UEFA's regulations, not accepting media questions is undoubtedly a violation, but even the UEFA staff sitting on the scene watched Vilanova leave with a little pity.
A head coach who was supposed to be young and promising took over the once strongest Cosmos team in the world, but suffered a series of major blows:
Incurable disease, full of wounded soldiers, complete restraint, massacre...
Even the most principled person would spare him, right?
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"This score was beyond my imagination before the game. Thanks to the players on the field, thanks to their hard work and hard work, we were able to achieve such an exciting victory!"
Now that the loser has already left the field, Heynckes, who is the winner, does not need to keep a low profile.
But after all, he still did not bring the previous excitement to the venue:
"Although we won, we have to be soberly aware that Barcelona just had some troubles in this game: injuries, red cards, poor form, they didn't show their real quality.
So we can't relax too much, and still have to prepare for the second round of the away game with the attitude of today's game, otherwise the Nou Camp will definitely let us fall into the quagmire. "
Such a statement made the reporters roll their eyes. What they dislike the most is the old man's official routine.
If everyone is like Heynckes who is not arrogant in victory and not discouraged in defeat, then the reporter can only drink the northwest wind!
Fortunately, there was another person sitting on the podium.
Long Shu nodded his head:
"I very much support the head coach's point of view. We can't be too relaxed. We must prepare for the next game with today's attitude."
The reporters were immediately disappointed.
But Long Shute added another sentence:
"I want to give it a try, can I also score today's score at the Nou Camp!"
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Long Shute's post-match speech was tantamount to sprinkling salt on Barcelona's wounds, and even turned himself into a villain...
After all, with their outstanding performance in recent years, Barcelona has attracted a large number of supporters. Long Shute's arrogant attitude will of course arouse their endless disgust.
"30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, when I make a comeback next year, I will let you know what is called the king of Europe!"
"You try to play the game after injuring three main defenders at the same time?! Don't be too arrogant for a moment of complacency!"
"Bayern's two goals were all misjudgments! And Muller's pick-and-roll was purely a malicious foul! How could the result of this game count?! UEFA is too damn black!"
"Who doesn't know that Beckenbauer and Platini are close allies? Bayern is the godfather team!"
"The gold content of the Champions League is still not as good as La Liga! We are the league champions, which proves everything!"
"That's right, the Bundesliga is a joke! Bayern actually leads No.2 by nearly 30 points! What's the point of such a dominant league?!"
"There are no underdogs in La Liga! Even a team like Deportivo can compete fiercely with Real Madrid. I have spent too much energy in the league!"
"Yeah, the dense schedule makes us have no time to take care of the Champions League. After all, the league is the most important!"
"Long Shute only dares to abuse food in a top team like Bayern, does he dare to come to La Liga to prove himself?!"
"You... tmd crazy?! What if he goes to Real Madrid?!"
But it is undeniable that his remarks at least brought a little bit of suspense and anticipation to the next round.
After all, the outcome is irreversible, and the media and fans can only focus on... How many goals can Bayern score in the away game? -
Although Barcelona's 0-7 defeat to Bayern is very shocking, if you consider the lineup, injuries and status of both sides, you may be able to accept this result a little bit.
But another Champions League semi-final played a day later really shattered people's glasses!
Dortmund swept Real Madrid 4-1 at home, and Polish striker Lewandowski even scored four goals alone!
Although the previous Lewandowski was well-known, he was not the top striker even in the Bundesliga: Gomez, Mandzukic, Huntelaar, Kisling (formerly in the 12-13 season Bundesliga Golden Boots, Lewandowski) will not be inferior to him.
But after this battle, he immediately left these opponents behind and became the only top striker in the Bundesliga!
After all, being able to score four goals in a row in front of a team led by Mourinho, who advocates defense, is definitely not something that ordinary forwards can do!
After all, the opponent he scored four goals in a row... was Real Madrid!
After all... Unlike Barcelona, which is full of injuries, Real Madrid's lineup for this game is at its peak. Except for the team captain Casillas who was excluded because of the intensified conflict with coach Mourinho, the rest of the main players are almost all. play.
But such a team of Real Madrid, which is doing its best, is still stung by the hornets at the West Stadium, and the ferocious firepower of the Galaxy Battleship cannot be seen at all.
In this game, the only statistic that Real Madrid looked better than Dortmund... turned out to be their ball possession rate.
Bayern 7-0 Barcelona, Dortmund 4-1 Real Madrid, the Bundesliga duo won two games in direct confrontation with the La Liga duo, which undoubtedly made all Germans rejoice.
Although there will be a second round of competition a week later, most of the German media have determined that this year's Champions League final will 100% be a German civil war. For this reason, German TV has also specially produced a video titled : "Oh, goodbye, friend."
The protagonist in the film is a Spanish matador with obvious features. He threw away the red cloth in his hand and left the bullring crying bitterly. Two javelins with Bayern and Dortmund flags were stuck on his buttocks. His blood flowed all over the green grass, and behind him was a group of Germans waving enthusiastically to them...
German humor... so simple!
(End of this chapter)