Bran Playbook

Chapter 6

Accompanied by Andre's voice, a round-headed little guy came in from the door, came straight to his bed like a small cannonball, let go of his hands and dropped a few hot roasted bird eggs .

I wipe!What's the situation, is this an attack from "Eggy"?

"Play slowly, take your leave." Andre left with a smile, leaving him a "little trouble".

"Eat quickly! Eat quickly!" The little guy urged with a jumping foot.

"You...what's your name?" Huang Batian was a little confused, vaguely remembered the name of a shampoo, Revlon or Sunsilk or something?

"My name is Ikalu~ Eat quickly, my brother said you should eat first before giving it to me!" The little guy was clenched by his bedside, staring straight at the bird eggs on the quilt with both eyes. Almost drooling.

elder brother?Huang Batian thought about it for a second, brother, bird egg, foodie... Could this little guy be talking about Xiao Tian'er?Hey!This child remembers to eat but not to fight, it's very interesting!

Huangba Tian is delighted, the heat of the roasting of the bird eggs is just right, it is still steaming hot when peeled off, and there is a fragrance of fruit wood, isn't it Xiaotian'er's handicraft?He peeled a bird's egg and fed it to the little guy's mouth, comforting him: "It's okay, it's the same if you eat it for me, brother won't blame you."

"Really?" Ikalu's eyes lit up, and he swallowed the egg in one gulp. ,

Meow~~~It’s so warm, so Suhu~~~~~ Ikalu’s whole body is soft, holding his big face in the shape of kelp, "It’s so thick~ even thicker~! Hurry up! Hurry up!"

At his urging, Huang Batian peeled off several birds' eggs and fed them to his mouth.The little guy smacked his lips, and his whole body was attached to Huang Batian's body in satisfaction, and he kept rubbing until Huang Batian's hair went straight: "Hey! Don't hang on to me, what's wrong with how old you are? "

"Wow~ You smell like your brother, so strange~~~" Ikalu smelled him curiously, he smelled Huang Batian's neck, and found that the smell that seemed to be his brother came from here , and stretched his hand in.Immediately afterwards, a loud cry was heard.

"Ah! Is something shocking me?" Ikalumo exploded.

"Shen sucks?" Huang Batian pretended not to understand, just now Yikalu touched the small bottle, and he himself felt the bottle's heat at that moment, but he didn't feel the feeling of being electrocuted, could it be this? The bottle is spiritual?He felt a little hairy for a moment.

Ikalu stared at his neck defensively, and rushed towards him again unwillingly.

A hand grabbed his collar from behind, it was Huang Batian who came.He threw Yikalu back and reprimanded: "Bad guy! Didn't you ask you to feed Baba? Why did you eat it yourself?"

Yikalu poked his neck and wanted to deny it, Huang Batian smiled and pointed to his mouth: "I haven't wiped the corners of my mouth clean~"

"Huh! You bullied me, it must not be my brother!" Yikalu sternly pointed at Huang Batian and shouted, "You too, shock me~! They are all bad guys, I won't play with you anymore!!!"

After speaking, he jumped out like flying.This is a typical villain complaining first, and the two people in the room complained in unison: "No one wants to play with you!"

Xiao Tian'er stuck out her tongue and showed her trademark "tiger tooth smile" at Huang Batian: "How are you doing, Baba? The instructor said you were injured by the bombing, and you need to stay here for one night to observe, and I will accompany you Let's go~~~"

Wow, long time no see silly white sweet.Huang Batian felt emotional in his heart, probably he was scared out of that self-explosion system, right?My "little silly Baitian" finally came out, and I miss your father and me~ He opened his hands and greeted warmly: "Your father and I are fine! Good boy~~~ Hurry up and give dad a hug !"

"I don't want~" Xiao Tian'er put her hands behind her back with a smile, and made a face at him.

"What's in your box?" He asked curiously.

Xiao Tian'er became nervous in an instant, and while stepping back, he prevaricated: "That...it's nothing...just, today is Valentine's Day, you...did you make it?"

"How could I make it~ but you, how did you make it?" Huang Batian teased him with a smile, but he didn't realize that Xiao Tian'er actually stuttered and shy.

"Everyone is saying, of course I made it, only you don't make it~ idiot~!" Xiao Tian'er lowered his eyes, fanned his eyelashes like two rows of small fans, glanced at him, and pursed his lips into a smirk.

It's a pity that the target of his "flying eyes" is a rough nerve, Huang Batian didn't realize it at all, and was still bluffing.

"I'll go! There are also lovers here who are going to die on Death Day? Your father and I have always been the main force of the fff group." Huang Batian said triumphantly, "Last Valentine's Day, my brothers and I broke up 33 pairs in one day. The doggy men and women with superficial faces are interesting~"

"Ah... is it really that interesting?" Xiao Tian'er looked at the gift box in his hand, feeling embarrassed, "Then...then I don't want to give you a gift."

Fuck?There is a gift! ! !

Ten thousand fireworks exploded on top of Huangbatian's head, what the heck, go to hell, go to hell~! ! !A monkey in Huangbatian fished for the moon to catch the gift that Xiao Tianer dropped, smelling a sweet fragrance.He couldn't wait to open it, and a pink gorilla was protected by a transparent bell in the box, with his mouth pouted and his hands clasping his heart.

"Pfft ha ha ha ha, this gorilla's posture is disgusting, so funny!"

"What gorilla! It's you~" Xiao Tian'er pouted, and said unhappy, "I made it according to the avatar of Brother Ba on your public website, can't you see it?"

"I'm going! God, you are a Fauvist. Matisse with this style is still alive, and he is a master." Huang Batian opened the bell jar while souring him, and the sweet smell became more obvious, "Gorilla The "Tian" statue is a translucent pink jelly, which trembles when poked with your hand, soft and cool.Huang Batian asked curiously, "What is this made of?"

"Luo Suguo~ Those red fruit trees in the grove behind the cafeteria are just that." Xiao Tian'er grumbled and complained, "Everyone is going to use this juice to make love fruit today, it's in high demand, but luckily I'm quick." , otherwise Luo Suguo will be plucked, and you don't know what to buy..."

What he said behind was so soft that Huang Batian didn't listen at all.He's wondering where he can get chocolate or something here.Damn it, his drawers and storage boxes were full of love letters and chocolates on Valentine's Day, but he never thought about how to return the gift.But this is a gift from Xiao Tian'er, he must give some feedback.

Cough cough... I don't know what Xiao Tian'er meant by giving him this gift, it can't be a confession, right?No chocolates, no love letters, and he made himself into this "orangutan-like" picture. If this tm is a confession gift, he will write the three characters Huangbatian upside down~

"Tianba Huang" put the gift box on the bedside cabinet, and patted Xiao Tian'er's head. "Honestly, do you want to use this to compensate me? It's too much to hit me with a salt shaker on Angola and knock me out~"

"Where do I have it?" Xiao Tian'er was full of grievances.

Oops, forgot this was silly and sweet.It was the stuffy personality who threw the salt shaker at him.Huang Batian is heartbroken, this guy will split up if he disagrees, where is the reason?

Anyway, I was very happy to receive the gift. Huang Batian took several photos and couldn't wait to upload them.This is the first Valentine's Day gift he has received since time travelling, and it is especially worth showing off.

After experiencing the incident of being "hacked", Huang Batian looked away.Anyway, there is everything on the Internet, there are countless people in the hundreds of star fields in the empire, and there are always people who like him, so he ignores the comments on his homepage, and after uploading the Valentine's Day gift, he turns off his own On the homepage, just click on Huang Batian's.I don't know if Xiaotian'er's popularity will continue to rise...

Switching to Huang Batian's homepage, Huang Batian was stunned for a moment.Exit, refresh, and click in again.I wipe it, it's amazing, what did Xiao Tianer do?

Huang Batian's popularity suddenly rose by hundreds of thousands, and he has already reached the top fifty!

Well, the avatar has changed.Huang Batian's previous profile picture was the one in their profile, with a deadpan and a bit fierce face.Now it was replaced by a selfie with a wide-eyed smile. The corners of Xiaotian'er's eyes drooped slightly, and when he smiled, they turned into two crescent moons. Coupled with his pouty apple muscles and small white teeth, he was very pleasing.The newly changed avatar has a lot of little hearts. Huang Batian did some research, and most of the people who like his little Tianer call themselves sisters. This is a scam, they are obviously the same age!But wait, why did he see his name in Xiao Tian'er's comment?Most of the netizens who left messages for Xiao Tianer were asking questions, such as:

——You are so virtuous, do you cook for your lover every day?

——What happened to the airborne prince?Have you been shady?

—Hey buddy, can you measure the size of his Jaypo for me?

——Did the dragon knights really live together?Phineos and Phaethon (the most popular knights of the Dragoons in active service) are they living together?

——Love Charlie, Brother Ba has been black all his life.Let's turn to the light.

It was only after reading the last article that Huang Batian was sure that these comments were referring to "he" referring to himself. What's going on?How did these people know that they knew Xiao Tian'er?And when he uploaded the cooking video at Bige Erjia the day before yesterday, Xiaotianer's homepage was obviously very deserted. It's only been a day. What happened?

He clicked into the video area in doubt, wow!The video of cooking at Bige Erjia before has already surpassed [-] million clicks.Huang Batian clicked in and took a look, he was completely relieved.

He actually... didn't mute his voice! ! !

Every time Xiao Tianer cooks, he always likes to take pictures and think about it.So he muted the sound of the videos uploaded before, and then accompanied them with relaxed and happy music.However, when they uploaded the video that day, they were discussing the fire dragon fight. He was a little distracted at the time, and uploaded the video without processing it!

There was no sound-cancelling soundtrack in the second half of that video, and the dialogue between the two of them was all exposed.He was joking about hearing Xiaotian'er at the time, that voice was so obscene, it was like Ojisang on the tram!Although he didn't show his face, his voice is very recognizable, and from the shooting angle, he is lying on Xiaotian'er's back. After a little imagination, the picture is too beautiful to look at.There is also a terrible point, they accidentally exposed the identity of the little guy, it's over...

The discussion below the video went crazy. They said a total of five paragraphs in that video, less than 2 minutes, but the content should not be too rich.The two hugged and cooked together, and they were so ambiguous.Let alone, the content of the conversation is actually discussing the impure motive of the airborne prince, who can avoid it?And at the beginning of the video, there is a young boy who often enters the painting inexplicably, and every time he flashes by like a ghost, it is extremely weird.This video is simply a drama that gathers bloody elements such as love, friendship, conspiracy, current affairs, shady scenes, etc. Especially when it broke out before the start of the Double Star Tournament, netizens were blown away.

Historically, dragonriding trainees would only disclose their private lives after they entered the [-]-person final election, and most of them still held their lutes and half-hidden their faces. Netizens like to use the clues in the video to speculate on the trainees' private relationships and so on. This is the fun of watching "cultivating" idols.

However, this year's Dragonrider trainees are different, because of the Double Star Contest, many players have exposed their private lives in advance, such as Huang Batian, such as Bige Er, which also led to the general high popularity of this year's trainees. popularity.However, there is no video that "sells corruption" so naturally, and even shakes out all the pornography.There is actually a prince from the Dragon Knights airborne, big news.And the interaction between Brother Ba and this cooking boy... is quite loving!

However, in view of "Brother Ba"'s previous behaviors of being in the limelight, many netizens wonder if he is deliberately gaining attention again this time.Whether it is deliberately "selling rot" or real rot, netizens said: Don't stop, we haven't seen enough~~~! ! !