bigabreads Chapter 26 The Housewarming Party Went Mad! Seven Drunkards Surrounded Her, Wanting to Kiss Her
Chapter 26 The Housewarming Party Went Mad! Seven Drunkards Surrounded Her, Wanting to Kiss Her
After seeing off the envious villagers, the heavy vermilion gate slammed shut with a loud bang.
The world is quiet now.
The wind, snow, and gossip outside were kept out by those two doors.
At this moment, the Qin family's main courtyard was scorching hot from the underfloor heating, and dozens of red candles illuminated the spacious hall as bright as day.
"I'm happy today! Nobody's allowed to... keep fish! Everyone's getting to drink!"
The octagonal table was laden with the "hard dishes" that Su Wan had specially prepared.
Braised wild boar, braised pork hock, fried peanuts, and a large bowl of steaming hot sauerkraut fish.
But what's most alluring is the jar of wine that Su Wan just took out of the system space.
【Peach Blossom Wine】.
These peach blossoms, watered with spiritual spring water, were buried in the space for a full "ten years" (due to the difference in the flow of time in the outside world) before they were fully formed.
Kaifeng.
"Whoosh—"
An intensely rich aroma of wine, mingled with the sweet scent of peach blossoms, instantly filled the entire room.
"Excellent wine!"
The third brother, Qin Meng, stared wide-eyed. Without needing any persuasion, he picked up the jar and poured the contents into the large bowl.
The wine was amber in color, viscous, and clung to the glass; just one whiff of it made you feel like your skull was dancing.
"The wine my sister-in-law brewed... hehe, it must be sweet."
Qin Meng tilted his head back and drank a large bowl of wine with great gusto. The wine flowed down his rough neck and into his collar, wetting a patch of chest hair.
"Drink slowly! This wine has a strong aftereffect!"
Just as Su Wan was about to offer some advice, Qin Yue, the fourth brother beside her, grabbed her wrist.
Qin Yue's handsome face was flushed, and his peach blossom eyes were so alluring that they seemed to draw people in.
The fan he was waving in his hand had long since disappeared; one hand gripped Su Wan's slender wrist tightly, his thumb gently caressing her delicate pulse.
"Sister-in-law...is this wine brewed for us?"
"Then I have to try it... to see if it's as sweet as my sister-in-law's."
Fueled by alcohol, he actually took Su Wan's hand and lowered his head to drink the remaining wine from her glass.
Warm lips brushed against Su Wan's fingertips, and the tip of her tongue even mischievously curled up.
"ah!"
Su Wan seemed to have been burned; her hand trembled, and a few drops of wine spilled onto the back of her hand.
Before she could even wipe it.
Qin Mo, the second brother sitting on the other side, moved even faster.
He took off the glasses he usually used to feign civility, revealing his extremely aggressive phoenix eyes.
"Don't waste it."
Qin Mo's voice was terribly hoarse.
He took Su Wan's hand, lowered his head, and gently and reverently licked the wet back of her hand.
Hot and humid.
The sensation of that instant made Su Wan tremble as if she had been electrocuted.
"Second brother, you..."
"Shhh."
Qin Mo raised his head, his eyes as deep as a wolf's. "Not a single drop of the wine my sister-in-law brewed can be wasted. This is... my sister-in-law's heartfelt gift."
This is hardly drinking.
This is clearly an act of violence under the influence of alcohol!
"Jiaojiao..."
Qin Lie, the eldest brother who was sitting in the main seat, suddenly stood up unsteadily.
His usually cold and hard face was now as red as Guan Yu's, and his eyes were bloodshot.
He strode up behind Su Wan, opened his arms wide enough to split mountains and rocks, and pulled Su Wan into his embrace without a care!
"Oh! My husband..."
Su Wan was being strangled so tightly she could hardly breathe.
His chest was burning hot, like a furnace, threatening to melt her.
"This house... is yours."
Qin Lie rested his chin on Su Wan's neck, the rough stubble of his beard making her skin red and itchy.
His voice was hoarse, carrying a sense of desperate resolve:
"This Qin family... is yours too."
"My life...I'll give it all to Jiaojiao. Anyone who dares to touch you...I'll kill their entire family!"
This is the most explicit love confession from a tough, hardened man.
There were no flowery words, only promises made with lives at stake.
"Big brother... let go! I want a hug too!"
The third brother, Qin Meng, got drunk and squeezed in like a big black bear vying for attention.
He didn't dare to fight his older brother for the upper body, so he simply sat down on the ground with a "plop" and hugged Su Wan's legs tightly with both hands.
"Sister-in-law... I miss you..."
He pressed his large, bearded face against Su Wan's knee, rubbing against her like a golden retriever seeking a pet.
"My sister-in-law smells so good... even better than braised pork..."
"Me too!"
"I want to smell good too!"
The twins were not to be outdone.
The fifth and sixth brothers pounced on either side of them like two little wolf cubs.
One of them grabbed Su Wan's arm, and the other wrapped his arm around her waist.
The intense body heat unique to teenagers was transmitted through the fabric.
"Sister-in-law, I didn't get any candy at the beam-raising ceremony today..."
The fifth brother, Qin Feng, with his eyes blurry with drunkenness, pouted and leaned close to Su Wan's face, "Sister-in-law, give me one... I want to eat the rouge on your lips..."
"Me too!"
The sixth brother, Qin Yun, was even more direct. Taking advantage of his elder brother's inattention, he gave Su Wan a quick kiss on her delicate cheek.
A crisp sound!
"Qin Laoliu! You dare to steal food?!"
The fourth brother, Qin Yue, exploded.
He was originally trying to strike a cool pose while swaying to the side, but when he saw this scene, he no longer cared about his image.
"Get out of the way! I'm in charge of the accounts! I'm responsible for collecting these debts!"
He pounced on it too.
The situation instantly spiraled out of control!
Even the weakest of the seven brothers, Qin An, was hiding under the table, secretly reaching out to hook his hand around Su Wan's ankle adorned with a golden bell, refusing to let go.
"Sister-in-law...don't go...stay with An'er..."
"You...you're all insane?!"
"Stop...stop rubbing! It tickles!"
"Husband! Do something about them!"
Tube?
Qin Lie himself is now out of his mind.
He only knew that the woman in his arms was his life, and no one could take her away, but he didn't want to keep her all to himself (because there was no way to stop him).
He buried his face in Su Wan's hair, took a deep breath, and let out a satisfied sigh:
"No matter... we're all family... we'll all... love Jiaojiao together..."
Together?!
Su Wan's mind went blank.
This isn't a housewarming party; it's a spider's web!
In this moment of utter chaos, utter ambiguity, and everyone's heart pounding wildly—
[Beep! Beep! Beep! Beep!]
[Warning! Warning! All members' affection levels have exceeded the limit!]
[Qin Lie (Possessiveness): 200!]
[Qin Mo (restrained yet bursting forth): 190!]
[Qin Meng (Pervert): 180!]
[Twins (restless): 200!]
【…】
In Su Wan's mind, the system notification sounds kept going off like firecrackers.
[Congratulations, host! You have achieved the achievement "Seven Husbands Drunk Together, Surrounded by Stars"!]
[Heartbeat Farm receives epic energy irrigation!]
[Space is shaking... Expansion is underway...]
【boom--!】
[Unlock the ultimate leisure facility: Lingquan Grand Bath (Deluxe Family Edition)!]
[Facility Description: Paved with the finest white jade, and infused with a thousand-year-old spring. The water temperature is maintained at a constant 42 degrees Celsius.]
Special Features:
1. Capacity: 8 people (Don't ask why it's 8, those who know, know).
2. Fog Mode: When activated, visibility in the pool is reduced and the tactile sensation is amplified tenfold, making it perfect for "hide-and-seek".
3. Automatic cleaning: No matter how you clean this pool, it won't get dirty.
Su Wan stared dumbfounded at the huge, luxurious bathtub on the system panel, which was even filled with pink, ambiguous bubbles.
This system...
Are they trying to make sure she dies quickly enough tonight?!
"It's hot...so hot..."
Just then, Qin Meng, who was hugging her leg, suddenly started tearing at his collar.
His muscles were completely red, like boiled shrimp.
"Sister-in-law...I want to take a bath...I want to soak in the water..."
"I'm hot too..."
Qin Lie also began to unbutton his shirt.