bigabreads Chapter 107 Old Six Tears Paper in Public, Grinding It with His Finger: Sister-in-law, This Paper Is
Chapter 107 Old Six Tears Paper in Public, Grinding It with His Finger: Sister-in-law, This Paper Is
The "glass kiss" that Qin Mo, the second brother, gave her in the greenhouse was like a fire, burning Su Wan's face and making her heart race all afternoon.
She managed to escape from that seemingly refined scoundrel's control by making an excuse to "inspect the logistics."
However, upon arriving at the temporary living area for the barbarians, the scene before her almost made her fastidious modern-day sense of cleanliness explode on the spot.
Outside the newly built dry toilet, a group of barbarian men dressed in brand-new work clothes and wearing numbered tags were lining up to use the toilet.
This was originally quite civilized.
The problem lies in what they're holding.
Some were carrying rough branches, some were carrying sharp stones, and there was even a ruthless person (number 045) who was clutching a handful of dry... thorns?
"What...are you doing?"
Su Wan's voice trembled, and her beautiful almond-shaped eyes widened in shock.
Huhe ran over with a simple and honest look on his face, clutching a carefully selected tile with relatively smooth edges in his hand:
"Reporting to Madam! We are preparing... well, you know."
He scratched his head sheepishly and chuckled.
"That's how it's done on the grasslands. I even specially ground these tiles so they won't irritate your butt!"
Su Wan: "..."
Help.
Although I know that the ancients (especially the barbarians) lived in harsh conditions, this is just too... hardcore.
"Throw it away."
Su Wan took a deep breath, a breath of sympathy for the chrysanthemum, and also a testament to her insistence on the Qin family's bottom line regarding hygiene standards:
"Throw it all away!"
"From now on, anyone in the Qin family who dares to use stones or tiles... can forget about eating!"
……
A few minutes later.
Several servants carried in several large boxes of things.
The lid of the box is opened.
boom--!
It was a dizzying expanse of white.
Neatly stacked cylinders, like snow bricks.
This is a premium four-layer embossed toilet paper roll that Su Wan redeemed from the system shop.
In an era when even toilet paper is as rough as sandpaper, this thing that is as soft as clouds, as white as snow, and has a faint lavender scent is simply alien technology.
"What...is this?"
Huhe tremblingly accepted the scroll.
Extremely lightweight.
It feels extremely soft to the touch.
He tentatively tore off a section and held it up to the sunlight to examine it.
It even has exquisite embossed patterns on it!
"This...this is paper used for writing imperial edicts, isn't it?"
Hu He's voice changed tone, his knees buckled, and he almost knelt again:
"Mistress! Why are you giving us such precious things?"
Su Wan sighed and rubbed her forehead in exasperation: "It's for you... to wipe your butts."
Hundreds of barbarian men stood frozen in place, as if struck by lightning.
Wipe my butt?
Use this?
Use this thing, which is whiter than clouds, softer than silk, and more sacred than a hada scarf, to cleanse that filthy place?
"No!!!!"
A heart-wrenching scream.
A young man (it was the same fervent fan Ah Lang from yesterday) suddenly hugged the roll of toilet paper to his chest, tears streaming down his face:
"This is blasphemy! This is a crime!"
"This paper is so white, so fragrant... how could it be stained with poop?!"
"I'm going to enshrine it! I'm going to take it back to the grasslands and keep it as a family heirloom!"
As he spoke, he actually tore off a long strip and, like offering a hada (a ceremonial scarf), respectfully hung it around his neck, his face radiating an aura of sacred inviolability.
Others followed suit.
Suddenly, the atmosphere at the toilet entrance changed drastically.
A group of burly men, with white toilet paper wrapped around their necks, were bowing and worshipping Su Wan as if she were a white-robed Guanyin descended to earth to save all living beings.
Su Wan: "..."
Tired.
It's really too much to handle.
Just as she was about to painstakingly explain that "this really is a disposable item,"
"ha--!"
A mocking and malicious laugh suddenly came from above.
Followed by.
A dark figure leaped down from the rooftop next to them.
That's the sixth brother, Qin Yun.
He was dressed in a black, fitted outfit today, but the cuffs were adorned with strikingly dark red wristbands. His high ponytail drew a sharp arc in the air with his movements.
In her hand, she was still holding half a cream waffle that she hadn't finished (from Su Wan's afternoon tea).
"Sister-in-law, why are you wasting your breath talking to these bumpkins?"
Qin Yun landed silently, like a nimble black panther, directly blocking Su Wan's path.
With a biscuit dangling from his mouth, he glanced disdainfully at the group of barbarians who were hanging toilet paper like ceremonial scarves, as if they were a bunch of idiots.
"This stuff is piled up like mountains in our Qin family warehouse."
"Only people like you who have never seen the world would treat it like a treasure."
As he spoke, Qin Yun suddenly turned around and grabbed a roll of paper from the box next to him.
Shila-
The tearing sound at that moment was particularly jarring in the quiet snow.
In an extremely extravagant and even somewhat vengeful manner, he tore off a full meter long in one go!
That long, white paper ribbon fluttered in the wind, like a white dragon.
"You... Master Qin! You mustn't!"
Huhe trembled with heartache and subconsciously reached out to catch the drooping paper tail, afraid of getting it on the mud on the ground.
"Get out of here."
Qin Yun kicked Hu He's hand away.
In full view of everyone, he made a move that made the hearts of all the barbarians stop beating.
He turned around and faced Su Wan.
"Sister-in-law, don't move."
Qin Yun chewed on his waffle, his eyes, which resembled his twin brother's but were even more wild, fixed on Su Wan's face.
His gaze fell on the corner of her lips.
There was a tiny bit of cream stain left from when we were tasting it.
A little bit.
It's really just a tiny bit.
It can even be cleaned with just a lick of the tongue.
But Qin Yun did not.
He raised his hand and crumpled the meter-long piece of toilet paper, which the barbarians treasured, into a ball.
Then, with extreme gentleness and extravagance, it pressed against Su Wan's lips.
"No..." Su Wan tried to dodge.
"Shhh."
Qin Yun stepped forward, forcefully squeezing his thigh between her skirts, pinning her to the spot.
His fingers pressed against her rosy lips through the layers of soft tissue paper.
slowly.
Little by little.
Grinding.
That action didn't look like wiping his mouth at all.
It's more like... playing with it.
My rough fingertips, through the soft tissue, felt the warmth and elasticity of those two delicate lips beneath.
"My sister-in-law has such a small mouth..."
Qin Yun's Adam's apple bobbed, his voice low and hoarse, carrying a restless energy unique to youth, a restlessness that bordered on recklessness.
"Even this soft paper isn't as soft as my sister-in-law's words."
Su Wan was forced to look up at the magnified handsome face in front of her.
The aggressiveness in Qin Yun's eyes was too strong.
He was so intense that she felt he didn't want to wipe away the cream, but rather swallow her whole.
"Are you done yet...?" Su Wan protested indistinctly, her voice soft and sweet like a cat's meow.
"Not done."
Qin Yun curled his lips into a wicked smile.
He suddenly removed the tissue.
The cream had been wiped clean.
But he did not stop.
He pressed his thumb, which was calloused from years of handling knives, heavily onto the spot where the tissue had just been wiped.
That was her lower lip.
Bright red and glistening.
It was slightly congested from being rubbed with tissue paper.
Qin Yun's thumb roughly ground across the red mark, with a fierce determination to assert his dominance.
"It's clean now."
He stared at her lips, his eyes dark and menacing.
Then.
Amidst hundreds of shocked gazes.
Qin Yun casually flicked his wrist.
wow-
He casually tossed the wad of toilet paper, which had only a tiny bit of cream on it and was 99% clean, into the muddy ground next to him like trash.
He even casually stepped on it with his expensive black military boots.
It was crushed into the mud.
"hiss--!!!"
A collective gasp filled the air.
Huhe and the others looked at the "imperial edict" that had been trampled into the mud, their hearts bleeding.
What a waste!
This is divine retribution!
however.
Qin Yun didn't even lift his eyelids.
In front of everyone, he put the thumb that had just pressed against Su Wan's lips into his own mouth.
The tip of the tongue rolls over it.
He licked clean the last trace of her warmth and sweetness that remained on his fingertips.
"Tsk."
Qin Yun narrowed his eyes, his expression like that of a young wolfhound who had just stolen some fish, satisfied and arrogant:
"Sweet."
After he finished speaking, he turned his head and gave a cold glance to the group of barbarians who were still wearing toilet paper as hadas (ceremonial scarves).
His eyes were full of mockery:
"Did you see that?"
"In our Qin family, this thing is just a rag for wiping our mouths."
"He's only good enough to wipe dust off his sister-in-law."
"As for you..."
A cruel smile curled at the corner of Qin Yun's lips:
"Using it to wipe your butt is already doing you a favor."
"If anyone dares to wear this thing around their neck again and pretend to be a ghost, I'll strangle them with this paper."
……
Huh's hands were trembling.
He glanced at the wad of paper trampled in the mud, then at Qin Yun standing beside Su Wan, looking completely at ease.
A profound and insurmountable sense of class fear shattered his worldview.
original……
What they regarded as precious treasures was nothing more than trash in the eyes of the Qin family.
Just how rich is the Qin family?
Just how noble is this goddess of the Qin family?
Even such good paper is only good enough to wipe a little bit of dust off her mouth?
"Thump!"
Ah Lang was the first to tear off the paper from his neck, kneel on the ground, fold the paper neatly, and hold it in his hands:
"I was wrong! I don't deserve to wear it!"
"I'm going to... to the toilet right now! I'll make sure I use it properly! I won't let my mistress's gift go to waste!"
A group of people suddenly realized what was happening and rushed into the toilet with toilet paper in their hands.
That silhouette was filled with awe for the civilized world.
……
Seeing that the barbarians were finally willing to use the toilet normally, Su Wan breathed a sigh of relief.
Although the process was a bit... convoluted.
But at least the result was good.
"Alright, stop showing off."
Su Wan slapped Qin Yun's arm in annoyance: "That's paper, it's not like it's free. Don't waste it like that next time."
"waste?"
Qin Yun raised an eyebrow, then suddenly reached out and grabbed Su Wan's wrist again.
He pulled her in front of him, lowered his head, and his nose almost brushed against her forehead.
"Sister-in-law."
His voice was very low, with an ambiguous, whispered tone that only the two of them could hear:
"You know this paper is used for wiping your mouth and your bottom..."
"What else can we do?"
Su Wan was taken aback: "W-what are you doing?"
Qin Yun's gaze swept meaningfully over the small patch of snow-white skin exposed at her neckline, then moved down to her slender waist.
He suddenly chuckled mischievously, leaned close to her ear, and whispered something utterly offensive that would make Su Wan explode on the spot:
"It can also... wipe away sweat."
"Especially at night... in bed... when I sweat, and my sister-in-law sweats too."
"At that time, even this one volume probably wouldn't be enough."
Su Wan felt like her head was about to burst into flames.
That little wolfhound!
"Shut up!"
Su Wan was furious and turned to leave.
Qin Yun watched her flee in disarray, laughing so hard his shoulders were shaking.
He licked the thumb that had just touched her lips, and the smile in his eyes deepened, turning into a wolfish determination to win.
"Sooner or later, I will make you use up all the paper in the Qin family."
"For my exclusive use only."
……